大師兄：&ldo;我看這鞋做工精細，樣式美觀，穿上很舒服，丟了太可惜！&rdo;

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師父：&ldo;哎……哎，老伯，你搞錯了吧？穿你老婆鞋的人是他，你幹嗎掐我！？&rdo;老頭：&ldo;我不管！誰按門鈴，我就掐誰！&rdo;

師父：&ldo;我靠！都看我好欺負呀！悟淨，拿我的傢伙來！&rdo;

我說：&ldo;師父，接著傢伙！&rdo;

師父：&ldo;我打……我打……我打打！&rdo;

老頭：&ldo;我啊！&rdo;

師父：&ldo;多虧了我這件兵器呀！上次在陳家村定做的，很是合手啊！呼呼啊哈哈哈哈！&rdo;

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